My Beard.

As you can see from the photo below, i have a beard. I like my beard, but it is starting to get a little long and annoying.

My Beard

So i have decided to let YOU, yes you choose how i shave my beard. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to make me look as stupid as you can by thinking of the most amusing or embarrassing beard for me to sport.

There are several classic beards that could be voted for…

The handlebar

The handlebar

The Soul Pacth

The Soul Pacth

The Goatee

The Goatee

With the above as inspiration get your suggestions in the comments below and I will shave the most suggested beard over the weekend.

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11 Comments on "My Beard."

  1. Celine
    03/06/2010 at 11:27 am Permalink
  2. ladb9
    03/06/2010 at 11:30 am Permalink

    The first one would look nasty.

    The second one is the one to get for the summer….nice and neat.

    The third one is a bit too…..wrong.


  3. Loxlee
    03/06/2010 at 12:16 pm Permalink

    You need chops! Massive chops!

  4. Loxlee
    03/06/2010 at 12:51 pm Permalink

    it has to be better than this or u fail

  5. Loxlee
    03/06/2010 at 1:14 pm Permalink

    Merlin has kindly done a photoshop of what you would look like with a chinstrap and it is glorious!


  6. Bobs Yer Uncle
    03/06/2010 at 1:16 pm Permalink

    Dunno about a chinstrap – more like a goatsee to me

  7. Twelve and a Half
    03/06/2010 at 1:25 pm Permalink

    I think you should go with either pork-chop-sideburns or a handlebar moustache…


    You could go all out and do BOTH!

  8. justin
    04/06/2010 at 9:54 am Permalink


    Davey, I think you should leave it, its only 6 months untill xmas.
    So with some training and a little peroxide, a red suite and a CRB check we could rent you out as a father Xmas.

  9. Brian
    04/06/2010 at 4:03 pm Permalink

    I’m thinking you should let it grow and then enter a beard contest, like the World Beard Championship. It just so happens this years contest is being held in Bend Oregon, USA this weekend.
    Not sure where it is next year but they can always use more contestants.


  10. Ian
    04/06/2010 at 4:10 pm Permalink

    All the beards you’d ever want, ranked in order of trustworthiness


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